The Commanders end the preseason 0-3 and a point differential of -1000. We can be confident in the first 30 or so players but as for the rest, I feel bad for you, son. Here is my final roster prediction prior to Tuesday’s 53-man deadline.
Quarterbacks (2)
- Jayden Daniels – The future and face of the franchise.
- Marcus Mariota – Solid veteran presence and scheme fit.
- Maybe later
Running Backs (4)
- Austin Ekeler – Third-down threat, veteran pass-catcher, and returner.
- Jacory Croskey-Meritt (Bill) – Explosive, vision, power, control, etc.
- Chris Rodriquez – OVERCOMER.
- Jeremy McNichols – yea whatever
Tight Ends (3)
- Zach Ertz – Veteran savvy, red-zone threat, Jayden blanket.
- John Bates – Inline blocker.
- Ben Sinnott – Young combination with high upside.
- Chain not yanked
Wide Receivers (7)
- Terry McLaurin – Time is ticking, Adam. (NOTE: The bell has been rung! -editor)
- Deebo Samuel – Weapon.
- Noah Brown – Brings size, comfortability with QB1.
- Jaylin Lane – Speed, return ability, contested catch, and deep threat.
- Luke McCaffrey – Godson
- X Player – Terry McLaurin snap count body.
Offensive Line (11)
- Laremy Tunsil, Josh Conerly, Jr., George Fant
- Brandon Coleman, Sam Cosmi, Nick Allegretti, Chris Paul, Andrew Wylie,
- Tyler Biadasz, Michael Dieter
- Trent Scott
Defensive Line (7)
- Deatrich Wise, Dorance Armstrong, Javonte Jean-Baptiste
- Daron Payne, Javon Kinlaw, Johnny Newton
- Sheldon Day
Linebackers (7)
- Frankie Luvu, Von Miller, Jacob Martin
- Bobby Wagner, Kain Medrano, Jordan McGee, Ale Kaho
Cornerbacks (5)
- Marshon Lattimore – SE Shon
- Trey Amos – Swag
- Mikey Sainristil – Future
- Noah Igbinoghene – Heart
- Jonathan Jones – Veteran flexibility inside or out.
Safeties (3)
- Will Harris
- Quan Martin
- Jeremy Reaves
Special Teams (4)
- Tress Way – One of the best punters in the league.
- Matt Gay – Boy O’ BOY – PLEASE NO
- Tyler OTT – Forgot him
- Percy Butler – Special teams ace.
- Tyler Owens – Core special teams.
Final Thought:
Let’s not have to dig into the bag.
I appreciate your time, I know it’s very important to you and spending some time with me is very much appreciated.
Do it because you love it, not because it loves you.
Deuce Redzone
